Teresa Giudice Says She and Joe Will Split If He Gets Deported: ‘I’d Be Like Bye-Bye’

“This man is the one and only love of your life, but what you’re saying is that you would split up … that’s what you’re saying,” host Andy Cohen asked her in the clip.

The audience, shocked, waited patiently for her response. “I mean, unless my kids say, mommy, I want to move to Italy,” the reality TV darling said after a long pause.

“Gia’s going to college next year; I haven’t spoken to Milania or Audriana about it, we haven’t gotten there yet, and Gabriella already voiced her opinion to me. She was like, ‘That would be so hard for me, mommy.’ She doesn’t speak the language. She’s like, ‘That would kill me even more.'”

Gia, 18, Gabriella, 15, Milania, 13, and Audriana, 10, have “been through so much already,” she continued, so uprooting them just isn’t an option.

“I’m not doing a long-distance relationship. I’m not doing it,” the author dished.

She then made the strong assumption that her man would have a wandering eye.

“You know, I want somebody with me every day. I know exactly what happens. You know, I’m sure he’ll be with other women. It happens. We do the long-distance thing; it’s not going to work. I’d be like, ‘Bye-bye.'”

The news, however, doesn’t exactly come as a total surprise. After all, she was recently spotted holding hands with a new (much younger!) man.

Teresa was all smiles with Blake Schreck, who is in his mid-20s, last month.

The Bravolebrity and Blake sparked dating rumors on Saturday, February 16, when they were spotted “flirting, holding hands and cuddling,” a source told In Touch. “They looked really into each other and were having a wonderful time.”

The two were first spotted together on New Year’s Eve. “There were articles around New Year’s that you were seen canoodling with a guy in Miami, touching his leg and stuff like that,” Andy, 50, told Teresa, but she wasn’t interested in discussing it.

“Yeah, what else is new?” she shot back. “I took tons of pictures with tons of fans, so, I mean, I was hugging a lot of people.”

Uh … OK. Go on …

“A lot of people were touching me,” she claimed. “It was New Year’s Eve, hello. Some girl wanted to make out with me. I just said, you know, not right now. I said, ‘Later,'” she joked.

Joe, 46,  will be released from prison this month after serving time for fraud charges. He is set to be deported and currently has an appeal pending.